Freebsd Fortunes 4

I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.
                -- Katherine Cebrian

I don't get no respect.

I don't have an eating problem.  I eat.
I get fat.  I buy new clothes.  No problem.

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
                -- Elvis Presley

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got
hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
                -- Bill Murray, "Ghostbusters"

I don't kill flies, but I like to mess with their minds.  I hold them above
globes.  They freak out and yell "Whooa, I'm *way* too high."
                -- Bruce Baum

I don't know anything about music.  In my line you don't have to.
                -- Elvis Presley

I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
                -- Mike Cross

I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much
more concerned to know what his grandson will be.
                -- Abraham Lincoln